Tag: funny
group name: auntroxy
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February 02, 2007 10:18 PM EST --
I have no idea where it came from or who wrote it but it is too funny
Supermarket Surround
sound/scent
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce . . . more
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November 25, 2006 02:23 PM EST --
They say laughter is very good for you and even alleviates pain.
This video got me laughing my head off today. Hope you enjoy it too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
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December 30, 2007 04:32 PM EST --
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.
~ Robin Williams
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November 06, 2006 08:28 AM EST --
I have a few suggestions to replace "The Garden State." Here goes:
1. NJ: Sure we're corrupt, but we're a hell of a good time!
2. NJ: Gay... if it's . . . more
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April 08, 2008 01:21 AM EDT --
This site is so funny! You won't believe some of the they find in thrift shops, lol!
http://community.livejournal.com/thrifthorror
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December 01, 2006 08:42 AM EST --
From its completion in 125 A.D. until 1958, the Pantheon's domed ceiling was the largest unsupported concrete span in the world. It was surpassed only with the construction of the CNIT building in . . . more
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July 11, 2008 09:54 AM EDT --
I normally don't post what's on yahoo home page but has anyone seen this today:
Jim Carrey doesn't have a jiggly belly, but that doesn't mean he should have slipped into his . . . more
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February 22, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Today's the day. My colonoscopy is in a few hours, I am almost done prepping for it. Do Dr's just think up these torture ideas. I didn't even have the procedure yet and I am exhausted. I will . . . more
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January 12, 2008 06:15 PM EST --
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~ Milton Berle
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January 13, 2008 02:20 PM EST --
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
~ Doug Larson
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January 25, 2008 09:52 PM EST --
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
~ Leo J. Burke
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December 13, 2006 10:56 AM EST --
*From:* Pat Taylor
New Drugs For Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats . . . more
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November 27, 2007 07:51 AM EST --
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
-- Ron Nesen
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November 29, 2007 09:21 PM EST --
“'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'”
~ Douglas Adams
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November 05, 2006 11:26 AM EST --
I got bored and was surfing the net when I ran across some interesting statements. Supposedly they're true. I don't know as I didn't stop to do research on all of them but thought I'd share . . . more
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July 11, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Well I went grocery shopping today We walked through the store and picked up stuff we need and saw on the shelf in the juice isle a juice of some kind called "Naked" ok now who thought this . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT --
Some funny mess happened tonight about 6:30pm I went outside and the man behind my trailer parks young bull had got loose, kinda funny seein a bull standin across the road from ur house, not somethin . . . more
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January 05, 2008 03:20 PM EST --
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
~ Groucho Marx
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January 06, 2008 07:27 PM EST --
<dl><dt class="quote">Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.</dt><dd class="author"> . . . more
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January 10, 2008 04:02 PM EST --
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson.
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